January 30, 2015
JVEB: Jayson’s Vengeance Electric Bugaloo…
To promote the annual Winter Dance on Saturday, January 31 from 8 – 11 p.m. in the Traditions Courtyard , this trio of seniors — Chris Mills (at the podium), along with Harrison Bond (left) and Will Arnold — directed an appeal to all Blue Jays, telling them, “There are four things in a school dance that are considered compulsory, obligatory, indispensable, necessary, required, basic, mandatory, essential, vital, requisite, needed, crucial, key, critical, important, imperative, major, noteworthy, unavoidable, historic, meaningful, and desired. Those four things are: Right Judgment, Attractive Girls, Vibrant Colors, and Electric Music. If you also like these four things, or even if you don’t, you should attend JVEB, or Jayson’s Vengeance Electric Bugaloo. It will be Legen… wait for it… dary.”